SnusCENTRAL Member Update: March 22, 2009

FROM: SnusCENTRAL.org Member Services

1. The Members ONLY Announcements Category is turned on.  But you knew that since you’re here.  Sorry.
2. The Classified Section is now working.  We’ll probably make some changes to the categories, but there’s an ad up there already.  Under Shopping.  You must be logged in to see it.
3. The SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY is now live under SnusNus.  You must be logged in to see it.  The contents of The Latest From SnusCIA block on the Home Page is also ONLY visible when you are logged in.  Otherwise it shows the SnusCENTRAL Snus Can (a dream…maybe the old Rocker Factory?) 

   This section contains insider raw intelligence.  Mr. UNZ is not sure enough that they are entirely accurate/complete/verified enough at this point so he won’t use them in his articles….. but these tidbits are just too good to waste!  Take them with a grain of salt and enjoy a guilty pleasure!

4. Grab your Founding Member Badge Code if you haven’t already.  It MAY NOT BE THERE any day now.  It is under Member Area/Badges.  You must be logged in to see it.
5. New/Coming Soon to your Snus Store @ SnusCENTRAL.com:

   1. General Ekstra Sterk Loose Snus, General Wintergreen Portion Snus, and General Mini Mint Dry Portion Snus will be available on or about April 6th.  We have taken extra precautions against Snus Terrorists so that we don’t have a repeat of the Oden’s Snus truck hijacking.
   2. Within the next couple of days, our Snus Store will be adding new and attractively priced Snus Bundles!  Two of the four we are starting with contain either General Wintergreen and/or General Mini Mint so they won’t be put up until we get stock. 

      These bundles (aside from Mr. UNZ Selects) have been assembled by Mr. UNZ and That Snus Guy based on YOUR comments and feedback on articles, in the Forum and in the Member Reviews sections!!!!!!!!

   3. Say hello to the Bag O’ Snus !!!! Three different categories of Snus:  Three different Bag O’ Snuses which are different every time you order! AND Discounted! Since we only offer Swedish/Scandinavian Snus, it’s like Russian Roulette with an empty gun:  you win every time!!!

      Bag O’ Snus is a great way to discover new snuses, save money, and who knows: maybe you’ll receive some Kardus! No, you will never find Kardus in a Bag O’ Snus. Sorry we teased you. If it makes you feel better, we can’t afford Kardus either.  But you think waiting for the mail-carrier is fun now when you KNOW what snus you ordered?   This adds a whole new dimension!

A Note From Mr. UNZ: I want to personally thank all the Members for their support and good wishes.  From when I tried my first can of Swedish Snus to my first snus article on the venerable UnloadingZone, to turning on the lights at SnusCENTRAL, to today….YOUR participation in what became the SnusCENTRAL Snus Experience is what makes this all worthwhile for us here and me especially.

We’ve got some HUGE things planned for you during the next few months!  The really big one will occur in June.  We’re not telling anyone anything until May…even if the Snus Terrorists capture us and torture us with Camel Mellow; we’re not talking!  It’s going to be really something, though, and well worth the wait!

Between now and then, you may want to sign up on Twitter and start following us.  Believe me, That Snus Guy and I have more than enough to keep us busy without Twitter.  We did it for a reason……….

I also want to thank my friends at Gotlandssnus, V2 Tobacco, and Swedish Match on the GeneralSnus.com site for recognizing SnusCENTRAL by posting links to our sites.  That is a direct reflection of how serious an impact you the Members have made to SnusCENTRAL.  To paraphrase, if you turn on a website and nobody comes, is there a website?

Gotlandssnus, V2 Tobacco, and Swedish Match honored YOU by doing that.  Like was said earlier, grab your Founding Member Badge Code now while it’s still there.  Beta testing is over.  We’re declaring SnusCENTRAL Version One to be in effect!  Thank you for being our beta testers and pointing out broken things and especially for your suggestions.  We’ve taken just about every one of them!

Please keep the suggestions coming!  This is YOUR website. If you click on Contact Us, there is a drop down list at the top.  Select Suggestion Box and leave your suggestions.  For the Member offering the most interesting, exciting…and affordable suggestion, we will be awarding them a FREE ROLL OF ANY SNUS OFFERED at SnusCENTRAL.com !!!!!

That Snus Guy wanted to write a little thank you of his own here, but he’s in the corner sobbing like a school girl.  Snustopians are an emotional people.  He thanks you as well!  Enjoy your Snus!

With all gratitude,

UNZ