Mr. UNZ Revealed?

FROM:  SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY         * Intelligence Briefing for 26 April 2009 *

CATEGORY: Outcome Unconfirmed but Solid Intel on Mr. UNZ

Part of the mission of the SnusCENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY is to monitor the activities of all SnusCENTRAL personnel.  No exceptions.  Not even Mr. UNZ is exempt from scrutiny…at his own instruction.

On 20 April 2009, Mr. UNZ left the SnusCENTRAL Command Bunker and attended a Seminar on Social Media by noted expert Shama Hyder.  He went alone and was visibly shaken upon his return.

At 3:28PM on 20 April, our Signal Intelligence Team intercepted the following tweet:  Mr_UNZ Outstanding seminar by Shama Hyder on Social networks and B to B. http://ClickToClient.com & http://Shama.Tv

Rumors that Mr. UNZ was talking privately to personal friends, his attorney, and had Googled “Glamor Shots” began surfacing at SC water-coolers.  We contacted That Snus Guy.  He refused to comment.

On 26 April 2009, SC Signal Intelligence intercepted the following tweet:  Mr_UNZ Is it time to stop hiding behind Mr. UNZ & come out as the real me? Pros & cons either way. What do you think?

ANALYSIS: SnusCentral Psychologists agree that in light of Mr. UNZ publicly tweeting the question, he was seriously considering revealing his true self to the world.  On the other hand, they found it significant that he was still questioning the choice, not announcing his decision one way or the other.

Mr. UNZ has been working on an American snus review and the Medical Office fears his judgement may be impaired depending on which American snus he is taste testing.

Like you, we are waiting and watching…….

SnusCIA

 

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