A New American Snus Brand?
During their daily operations briefing, the SnusCIA Confirmed a new brand of American snus is being test-marketed. No other information is being released at this time. An article by Larry Waters will be appearing soon with all the details.
The SnusCIA has been unable to locate the rumored two new “mystery flavors” of Camel SNUS. An RJR Sales Rep, when questioned about the two new Camel SNUS offerings, stated that we must be thinking of the Camel Snus “they” had released in Europe. Our source for this information considered telling the RJR Rep that JTI owned the brand rights to Camel outside the US and RJR had/could not use the Camel Brand name in Europe. In the end, he decided it would just confuse the poor fellow and ended the conversation.
The US Camel SNUS website makes no mention of any other SNUS flavors except Frosted and Mellow. That makes two too many flavors of Camel SNUS than necessary but at least the product line has not grown to four. At least, not yet. The Doomsday Clock was recently moved back one minute to reflect the current lack of new Camel SNUS products.
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