Ultimate Snus Survival Kit for the Nuclear or Zombie Apocalypse
Keep snusing after the apocalypse
The SnusCENTRAL.org Bunker, located at an undisclosed location in Texas, USA, receive a shipment of the new Offroad End-of-the-World Snus Survival Kits.
Each kit contains two tubs of Offroad loose snus; one classic flavored and the other lakrits (licorice). Additionally, four vials of flavoring were included so you can tailor your snus to your own taste. Included in our kit were vials of Vanilla, Juniper, Cola, and Bergamott.
We were surprised that the shipping boxes were not lead-shielded against radiation but are guessing that would the added weight would have made the shipping charges ridiculous.
Each Offroad snus tub contains enough snus to make 750 one gram prillas for a total of 1500 grams of snus per kit.
The tubs we received had a full year before expiration. Add another year if you have the electricity or ability after world destruction to freeze them and you’ll have a full two years worth of fresh snus….assuming you’re not dead yet. This is the perfect solution for survival communities with enough snusers to finish the tubs off while still fresh.
If you prefer portion snus to loose, we suggest you bulk purchase rolls of portion pouches. Stuffing each one with a gram of snus will help pass the time in a world without internet or video.
One option is the XTool Portion Making Kit, also from V2. It consists of a Prismaster-like portion maker and a can of 120 portion bags. It’s a completely manual process but again, you will have lots of free time on your hands while not looking for food and water.
Availability to the prepping public of these Snus Survival Kits is not known as of this writing.
V2 Tobacco: Providing Snusers with End-Of-World Solutions!
LARRY WATERS
At an Undisclosed Location
Reporting for SnusCENTRAL.org
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